Description
‘You will laugh out loud’ – Guardian
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Get ready for a fun-filled ride and join a whole range of crazy creatures on a hilarious picture book adventure!
You can’t take an elephant on the bus ?
It would simply cause a terrible fuss!
Elephants’ bottoms are heavy and fat
and would certainly squash the seats quite flat.
Never put a camel in a sailing boat, or a tiger on a train, and don’t even THINK about asking a whale to ride a bike ? This riotous picture book is filled with animals causing total disaster as they try to travel in the most unsuitable vehicles. With hilarious rhyming text and spectacular illustrations, this is a real romp of a book – perfect for reading aloud!
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Don’t miss out on the other hilarious books in this series: You Can’t Let an Elephant Drive a Digger, You Can’t Call an Elephant in an Emergency, You Can’t Take an Elephant on Holiday, and You Can’t Let an Elephant Drive a Racing Car. Collect them all!







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