Description
Robinson Crusoe discovers thousands of ‘half-naked savages’ having it large on Ibiza.
James Bond is on a mission, as a 24-hour call-out plumber.
‘The young stable lad is a moody fellow,’ say reviewers of Wuthering Heights in The Good Hotel Guide.
Hans Christian Andersen gets into the subprime mortgage racket.
Stephen King attempts a love story that doesn’t involve buckets of blood.
Robbie Burns cheers on Andy Murray at Wimbledon.
And Harry Potter is left high and dry when Ginny kicks him out and keeps the house.
Re-mixed and re-imagined, this is literature but not as you know it.




The Lover's Pinch
Poems
River Lane
The Silvering
Signs Like This
Words the Turtle Taught Me
Strong in the Rain
New and Selected Poems, Volume Two
Milk and Honey
The 'White City'
My Family and Other Superheroes
Soemps
Poems & Fragments
Paris, Stage Left
The Moon Before Morning
Is This a Poem?: What makes a poem, and how YOU can write one
Dog Poems
Mustard, Custard, Grumble Belly and Gravy
Chameleon
Spiritlands
Being Alive
Imagine - John Lennon, Yoko Ono Lennon, Amnesty International illustrated by Jean Jullien
New and Selected Poems. Volume One
Guises
The Claims Office
A Vertical Art
Thomas Lux
Over the Moon
Let Us Compare Mythologies
Holly and Ivy
Selected Poetry
Isn't Forever
Boy Running
Pretend You Don't Know Me
Pam Ayres on Animals